If this is the answer then what is the question?

[denacioust]

Surely this has been done before, but anyway,

I post an answer, and you come up with a funny question for it. Then you post a new answer.
Yes?



Ok.

Answer: 29%

[shane23]

Dan already made a thread for this. Sort of...


Will you go grab me some babies?

[denacioust]

I searched, there's no threads here by Dan.


Also, you're doing it completely wrong.



New answer:

4 out of every 5.

[Halo007]

How many Mexicans in America today work low paying jobs?



New Awnser
"Haha I wouldn't touch that either"

[Dragon]

I think my penis is disfigured, I wouldn't touch it, would you?



About 57 pounds.

[Swordsman_02]

I think my penis is disfigured, I wouldn't touch it, would you?

XD

Dude...like how much can that diaper hold?


No, it's still there. Somewhere.

[Stuntman]

Did you lose your penis in your jelly-roll fat?
7.

[denacioust]

What age did you first masturbate?


M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

[Stuntman]

What river do you fap into?
About 3 feet long.

[Dragon]

How long is your wife?



Ask Denacioust.

[Stuntman]

Where did I leave my strap-on?
9.8 10 8.9

[Swordsman_02]

How far can you pee?


Just, shove it in the hole!

[Govenator]

What does Swordsman say at the gay bar?



What?! 30 dollars!?

[denacioust]

What'd I say when I finished with your mom last night?

Tiger Woods.

[Swordsman_02]

Who just got sodomized by their own gold club?


Bottoms up!

[denacioust]

What's Swordsmans favourite position?


33 and a half.

[Swordsman_02]

How many grams of coke do we have?

It is in my pants.

[denacioust]

Where is your hand?

Exactly 3.

[Swordsman_02]

How many rubbers do you want?


Go look outside.

[MMC]

Oh god she sliced off my dick! Where did she throw it?!


Like, a day ago.

[.:Rabbit:.]

When did you last lose the game?


quasars

[Mod#4]

What do you think would least likely cause alll of our deaths?

The red ones.

[Dan]

Which people do you hate the most?

Banana cream pie.

[Dragon]

What happens when I rub my wee-wee alot?


Taxes.

[Mod#4]

What did you do in my pants just then?


Pretzel

[Anonymous]

If you could twist your genitals into any shape, what would it be?



It's full of gravel.

[Dan]

What is your vagina full of?

Soulja boy

[swatdude]

Who is the rap hero? (Dang, you beat me to it)

Transvestite

[Dan]

What is ur mum?

[denacioust]

Give an answer Dan.


80% of the time, every time.

[waggles v2]

How much does your girlfriend like the sex?

65/553355543

[Halo007]

What do you rate your self on a scale of your choice?


Tacos.

[denacioust]

What would be your choice of sex toy?


1984.

[*blank*]

What year did no one care about?

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

New Answer:
1337

[denacioust]

1336+1=?


Pie.

[Shadowcasterx4ffc]

What is true, if cake is a lie?

GLaDOS.

[waggles v2]

Spell SODaLG backwards.

Antidisestablishmentterianism.

[moonm325]

Whats the longest word.

nutmeg

[waggles v2]

Most delicious inside for a chocolate bar?

ottoman

[denacioust]

Who drove the Springfield Elementary Schoolbus?


False.

[Mod#4]

Is the orange starburst the most delicious?


It means you need to shave your forehead.

[waggles v2]

What do I do if I don't have hairloss?

cookies

[swatdude]

What does your face look like?

Infinite

[moonm325]

What is the length of my penis?

lanterns

[PlagueFTW]

What are those things that kill them there flies?

Go Karts.

[yoPhilly528]

How do I get around?

No it's not! Peanut butter is.

[denacioust]

I hear you like eating cream off your dog. Is this your favourite thing to eat off it?


Cheese-doodles.

[yoPhilly528]

Payment invalid. What else can you pay with to buy "How to use the Internet"

Since you used my scissors like that, I'm gonna use this chainsaw to do this.