The disrespect thread.

[kwijima]

The point of this game is to try and think of something disrespectful to say to a higher authority eg Poilce, principal etc. You can choose who you want to be disrespectful to. But it must be funny.

Here my one.
Principal: Gabriel!
Me: SIR YES SIR! TEN PUSHUPS SIR! *does pushups* ONE! TWO! EGHIT! FIVE! ermm... TEN!

You go!

[Circuit]

You make me laugh.

My unlce: Everyone move, I just want to hit (my name is censored) with this pillow.

Me: Piss-off-I-am-trying-to-shorten-this-song!

Also, I once told my school's counsellor to **** off and she glared at me icily. lol

[tigerx102]

*pulls over on a fairly elevated overpass*
Officer: License and registration, please.
*gives it up*
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going, sir?
Me: 69.
Officer: More like 75. How old are you? You look like a go getter th....
Me: 69.
Officer: Pfft, jokes. Step out of the car, sir.
Me: Ok.
*patdown*
Officer: Have you been to jail yet, sir?
Me: Yeah. You know Thumper, the big dude?
Officer: No. And why?
Me: Dude's sick. He said he wanted to do some freaky 69 [beep] to me.
Officer: ......why do you keep on using the term "69"?
Me: Because you look like the type of fella' who likes to give [beep] to your fellow officers.
Officer: You realize anything you say or do can be used against you, right sir?
Me: Yep. So I hope you enjoy your 69 foot freefall.....
*push over*
Officer: Moth.....get down on the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kwijima]

Me: ####
Teacher: NEVER EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!
Me: #### all the spit coming out of your mouth.

This actually happened but it was about when I was 6 and I didn't know what #### means.