Caption the picture game.

[Circuit]

What happens is, I post a picture, and you must post an appropriate caption for it. After a while I'll choose the best/second best captions, and declare the winner and runner up of the round.

The winner starts the next round with a new picture, chooses a winner and a runner up, this cycle repeats itself.

Pointers:
You cannot enter the round if you are the one running it
The runner up is there in case the winner can't start the next round
There must be an appropriate running time for each round.
The pic can be anything, as long as it follows XGen's rules.

I'll start:

http://209.85.48.12/11579/90/upload/p2303692.jpg

[DarkReality]

"So then he told me 'Yeah! That's the new rage! I'll just cut around the sides a bit and leave a nice facemat!' That's what he called it. Facemat. And now I can't see anything because I actually believed my hairdresser. The nerve some people have."

Too long? Then this:

"I don't even need to see you, smelling you is bad enough."

[Circuit]

LOL, nice! Also, I might add that once page 2 comes to life, please quote the image you're captioning so tracking is not lost.

[kwijima]

Hairy and horny. A perfect husband.

[Circuit]

*Rolls eyes*

o i nearley fergot: I'll pick the winner/runner-up by the end of this week.

[Matt]

"Emo bull is emo"

[Circuit]

Bump.

Winner is DarkReality, Runner up is Matt.