Become a Superhero!

[Helmic]

Create an alter-ego for the poster above you, complete with a name an and utterly useless supernatural power. I can't believe this forum doesn't have one yet....

Example:

Skye is really Orville RedenPopper, able to pop packaged popcorn without using a microwave.

[killingspree]

Helmic is really, Mchelmic(Original)
He is able to get 2nd place in the Rock out with your Glock Out contest.

[Helmic]

killingspree is really the Incredible Cripple
Despite being crippled, he has full control over his body.

[waggles v2]

Helmic is Mr Cimleh.
He cannot lose oxygenated blood.

[Mod#4]

Waggles is Penis Waggles.
He has the ability to wag his penis at the speed of light.

EDIT: The post below me is funny because I was just thinking I'd make a great jew. I mean, I have a huge nose and am very cheap.

[Tanktunker]

Mod#4 is Jewblax McMinority.
He has the ability to cause indescribable harm and suffering in proud white Aryans.

[Robotdeath]

Tanktunker is Little Brother.

He is able to intimidate handicap proles and a few species of fish.

[Helmic]

Robotdeath is really the Debtor.

He owes every person in the world at least $5.

[ckool5000]

Helmic is really "Slight Pfai kay Guy"
His body temperature is 97 degrees Farenheit instead of 98.6!

[JDitto]

ckool is the Mysterious Lurker

He lurks moar on the streets, and makes comments on the sidelines, especially if someone's in the process of getting mugged.

[Lui]

JDitto is the DittoMan.

...ditto.

[Helmic]

Luiv is really The Knot.

He can tie his shoes telepathicly.

[lynx_01]

Helmic is the helmet god.

He can make people wear helmets.

[Helmic]

lynx 01 is the Meme.

He can turn any random keygasm into a meme.

[yoPhilly528]

helmic is Heroman every time he moves he kills himself

[lynx_01]

yoPhilly is Philly Man

He can make pizzas that kill.

[yoPhilly528]

yay

lynx 01 is the byteman he can make computers out of thin air and throw them at his enimies

Edit: not just laptops, those 70s rooms full of computers computers

[JDitto]

yoPhilly is the Philadelphia Cream Cheese Angel


...


'nuff said

[bullettime bob]

JDitto is Toenail man, he can make his toenails explode.

[saynightnight]

Bullettime Bob is really 1252 man. He is able to create 1252 of anything, 1252 times per day.

[Helmic]

saynightnight is really Bruce Lee. He'd be kicking ass if he wasn't dead.

[Kerolix™]

Helmic is really Tupac, secretly posting from a secret deserted island only the government knows about. His ability is to broadcast entirely new albums from his island prison telepathically.

[ckool5000]

Kero is really Hat-O

He can make hats fall off of heads... Just give him 48 minutes...

[JDitto]

ckool is the living hole puncher

After having an accident with nanobots, he can now punch holes in paper. Nothing else though, because the nanobots aren't that strong, lol.

[Helmic]

JDitto is the slayer of household appliances. His name? The Repairman.

[bui!]

Helmic is really a zombie. From them Resident Evil games. He is known as Zombie # 3.

[Helmic]

the.bui has amazing X-ray vision - that works on all transparent surfaces! She is The Failed Pervert.

[bui!]

Helmic is really just a helmet. That has a crack, and does not provide you any protection at all. Just a big all chunk of weight on your head. Apparently, being useless is his specialty. He doesn't need a special name, infact he doesn't deserve one since he's so useless.

[Dragon]

The.Bui is just a guy who works at a coffee shop, I heard if you talk nice to him he tells the coffee makers not to spit in your coffee.

[Aquamenti]

.:Dragon:. is just an ordinary super-dragon with ordinary superpowers like flaming and trolli... oops, make that dragoning. His name is already special enough.

[lynx_01]

Aquamenti can make water in humans super hot...causing a very painful death.

[Shataniska]

lynx is lynx sphinx


He can turn things into sphinx...