Bad things for the new American president to say..

[denacioust]

...on their inauguration.


Same principle as the courtroom game.


"If only Hitler was alive to see this day."

[Helmic]

"Suckers!"

[denacioust]

'And now to reveal my true form!'

[Helmic]

"lolwut"

[denacioust]

'Now watch this drive'

[Helmic]

I believe I just pulled out four eyelashes at once.

"Decepticons, attack!"

[Mr. Anderson]

"I vow to stabilize the middle east!"

"George W. Bush should be recognized as a role model for us all..."

"To power America, we should use nucular energy."

[Helmic]

Pft, nothing creative there. People actually say that crap.

"so i herd u guyz liek mudkips?"

[denacioust]

But that was real creative.


"Did anyone ever notice how election and erection sound very alike?"

[Helmic]

I can imagine an internet era president. Go memes!

"I bet I can scream penis louder than you guys can. Pee-NUHS!"

[xanderono]

I will give you cake.

[Joest]

So, who should we nuke first?

[Helmic]

"Each vote was $5 each, right?"

[Joest]

Where are my hookers?

[JDitto]

epic win 4me!

[Drifter]

"My first task I will complete is to stop all the hackers on Stick Arena. i pwn!!!!"

[Defective]

"There is no greater Country then Washington!"

[killingspree]

America kicks bigger ass then myslef. Or atleast I thought,

[Helmic]

"Just so you guys are clear on this, I didn't do it."

[Johnneylee]

If I were to moon you all,
would there be a chance of re-election?

[Helmic]

"Hello! I'm a minority!"

American politics 101: all politicians are required to be fugly middle-aged bald white men.

[Blaze Zero-Three]

"Wait, this isn't Canada?"

"Yeah, well you're a ####-filled #######--wait, what microphone?"

[Johnneylee]

now, I think we should institute public sex.

[Helmic]

"Hello little girl, would you like some caaaaaaandeeeee? Just hide under the podium ..."

Insta-assassination!

[Johnneylee]

[/never-ending-lol]
I'm only wanted in 12 states!

[ckool5000]

"Yes mother. I scrubbed behind my ears this morning."

[Helmic]

"White pea-pull! Nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh, Black pea-pull! Nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh Nuh-nuh, ..." Loop as needed.

[Bomberman333]

"Are the snipers in position? I'm goin down like JFK!"

[game-bot]

"4chan, attack!"

[Helmic]

"4chan, attack!"

We have a winrar.

"I, Googliar...."

[Endless]

I'd like to put a word out to Michael Jackson, you can diddle all you want my friend, the pardons'll keep on cumming

[lynx_01]

Nudity is now legal in the White House....

[Brian]

nuclear or nucuolor

[lynx_01]

*A news broadcast*

Hello and welcome to channels 7s news and 9 report. In other news, bannana hammoks are now manditory to wear at all times. Females with wear nothing.

[CrazyCrossover]

I'd like to thank my idol, Richard Nixon.

[Helmic]

"Ha-ha, you fools! I am really" *tears off mask* "GEORGE BUSH! Ready for another four, suckers?"

[CagedinSanity]

"now For Da Black Attack!"

[Billionare]

"What's my job again?"
Yes, I do believe in Anarchy. No, I don't hate democracy and in fact it's good way to run a country, but I think Anarchy is true freedom.

[Jaquan]

"Attenion america I have a vision for a brighter future" *looks under podium* "I didn't say stop"

[Bcousin00]

Where am I?

[Mr. Anderson]

"Drinks, for all my friends!"

[Billionare]

"As my first act as president I like to declare that anyone black will now be executed on immediate contact with them."

[lynx_01]

It is now time for a little show. *Strips and humps the black body gaurd*