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fruitycaker1
01-17-2008, 03:03 PM
I got this from an email. Watch out.
A heads up for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough, like me, to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two incredibly good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car and as you are packing your supplies into the trunk, they both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, and then one of them climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and the 29th. Also on December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, 3 times last Saturday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Joest
01-17-2008, 03:33 PM
That's SO ####ing awesome.

Go out and buy 50 wallets and keep going to them.

WaterZoma
01-17-2008, 03:35 PM
That seems more like theft than a scam.

Other than that, I can see what you were thinking.

The Brown Cow
01-17-2008, 03:37 PM
Reading comprehension test!
I got this from an email.

Funny stuff, in any case.

fruitycaker1
01-17-2008, 03:43 PM
Reading comprehension test!


Funny stuff, in any case.I thought it was too funny not to post.
But I'm not the mastermind behind this story.

MMC
01-17-2008, 04:05 PM
Keeping an empty wallet = Free poon tang!

DarkReality
01-17-2008, 04:31 PM
####ing hilarious XD

Broken
01-17-2008, 04:43 PM
I got this emailed to me awhile ago. Still funny reading it again.

The Brown Cow
01-17-2008, 04:44 PM
I thought it was too funny not to post.
But I'm not the mastermind behind this story.
Oh, I wasn't being critical of you. I was trying to break the cycle of "you should have ____"

Hereticman2
01-17-2008, 07:31 PM
That sounds.... Uh... Wait, can this happen at any kind of store?

Polaski
01-17-2008, 07:38 PM
That would be awesome if that happened to me, I would be sure to always keep a empty wallet, and a hidden camera in my car.

fruitycaker1
01-17-2008, 07:48 PM
Oh wow.
People understand this is a joke, right?

Polaski
01-17-2008, 08:00 PM
Oh wow.
People understand this is a joke, right?

Your wanting to get some poon tang.

That's why you keep getting "Scammed".

AriestheAlchemist
01-18-2008, 09:42 AM
I'd put a number, a business card, and a picture of me laying naked on my side with a text bubble saying, "Come Again!" in my wallet.