Changing Xmas songs

[Tidus49$]

Write 3 words related to a christmas song but change the words.Once the song is finished the next poster starts a new song.
Song:We wish you a merry Christmas
We don't wish.......

[Robotdeath]

We don't wish pedophilic cheese monsters

[Tidus49$]

We don't wish pedophilic cheese monsters we hate you...

[LizardRob]

Try making each line have the right syllables so you can at least sing it to the tune.