KaseyAkira
08-15-2007, 07:33 AM
What's the deal with the final boss??? Has anyone else noticed just how out of shape this guy is?!!
I mean I thought you'd have to be in at least REASONABLY good shape to be the leader of an endless hoard of evil. But this guy is so out of shape it takes him 10 seconds to take one step. Then after every swing of his axe, ONE TIME, he's gotta take his helmet off, wipe the sweat... come on pal it was only 1 swing and you're already winded??? He's got the beer gut from hell poking straight out over his waist band... exactly how many cheese danishes from the 7-11 DO you have for breakfast anyway? He's such a fat b*st*rd he's got smaller b*st*rds orbiting around him. Literally! What do you think all those little guys are for? Its not that they're haning out with him, its that they cant escape his gravitational pull. Hell if you put him into orbit he could probably support his own b*st*rd ecosphere.
No wonder he was so easy to beat.
I mean I thought you'd have to be in at least REASONABLY good shape to be the leader of an endless hoard of evil. But this guy is so out of shape it takes him 10 seconds to take one step. Then after every swing of his axe, ONE TIME, he's gotta take his helmet off, wipe the sweat... come on pal it was only 1 swing and you're already winded??? He's got the beer gut from hell poking straight out over his waist band... exactly how many cheese danishes from the 7-11 DO you have for breakfast anyway? He's such a fat b*st*rd he's got smaller b*st*rds orbiting around him. Literally! What do you think all those little guys are for? Its not that they're haning out with him, its that they cant escape his gravitational pull. Hell if you put him into orbit he could probably support his own b*st*rd ecosphere.
No wonder he was so easy to beat.